Revenge

Well, folks, it has finally happened. The blondes of the world got together and have decided to take revenge on the brunettes:

WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LAYING IN A DITCH? 

A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

WHAT DO YOU CALL GOING ON A BLIND DATE WITH A BRUNETTE? 

Brown-bagging it.

WHAT'S THE REAL REASON A BRUNETTE KEEPS HER FIGURE?

No one else wants it.

WHY ARE SO MANY BLONDE JOKES ONE-LINERS? 

So brunettes can remember them.

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUNETTE IN A ROOM FULL OF BLONDES?

Invisible.

WHAT'S A BRUNETTE'S MATING CALL? 

"Has the blonde left yet? "

WHY DIDN'T INDIANS SCALP BRUNETTES? 

The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

WHY IS THE BRUNETTE CONSIDERED AN EVIL COLOR? 

When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

WHAT DO BRUNETTES MISS MOST ABOUT A GREAT PARTY? 

The invitation

WHAT DO YOU CALL A GOOD LOOKING MAN WITH A BRUNETTE? 

A hostage

WHO MAKES BRAS FOR BRUNETTES? 

Fisher-Price

WHY ARE BRUNETTES SO PROUD OF THEIR HAIR? 

It matches their mustache

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