- Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take
to do the dishes?
- A. Both of them.
- Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
- A. They don't stop and ask for directions.
- Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
- A. He buys two cases of beer.
- Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds?
- A. The bonds mature.
- Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
- A. So men can remember them.
- Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
- A. We don't know. it has never happened.
- Q. Why is difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good
looking?
- A. They all already have boyfriends.
- Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every
night?
- A. A widow.
- Q. When do you care for a man's company?
- A. When he owns it.
- Q. How do you get a man to do sit ups?
- A. Put the remote control between his toes.
Man says to God: "God why did you make woman so beautiful?" God
says: "So you would love her." "But God" the man says,
"why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love
you."
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