Best Brainless Headlines

1. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies 

2. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say 

3. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers 

4. Drunks Get 9 Months in Violin Case 

5. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms 

6. Is there a Ring of Debris around Uranus? 

7. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope 

8. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over 

9. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands 

10. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids 

11. Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead 

12. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told

13. Miners Refuse to Work After Death

14. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

15. Stolen Painting Found by Tree 

16. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 years in Checkout Counter 

17. War Dims Hope for Peace 

18. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While 

19. Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide 

20. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge 

21. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group 

22. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space 

23. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks 

24. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half 

25. Typhoon Rips through Cemetery, Hundreds Dead

 

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