One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil that was
going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out. He
called one of His best angels and sent the her to Earth. When she
returned, she told God, "Yes, it is very evil on Earth.... 95% is bad
and 5% is good".
Well, God thought for a moment and decided that maybe He had better send down another angel to get second opinion. So He called another angel and sent her down to Earth. When the angel returned, she went to God and told Him, "Yes, the Earth is in decline, 95% is bad and 5% is good".
God said this was not good. So He decided to e-mail the 5% that were good, to encourage them, and give them something to help them keep going.
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Do you know what the e-mail said?
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You didn't get one either, huh?
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