A man walks into the women's section of a department store and tells the salesclerk he wants to buy a bra for his wife.
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man "There is more than one type?"
"There are three types," replies the clerk, "The Catholic type, the Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?"
Still confused, the man asks "What is the difference between them?"
The clerk responds, "It is really very easy. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills."
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