Speed Limit

A state trooper pulls over a car driven by a young blonde woman. 

Cop: "Miss, this is a 65 MPH highway - why are you going so slow?" 

Blonde Woman: "Officer, I saw a lot of signs that said 22, not 65." 

Cop: "Oh miss, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you're on!" 

Blonde Woman: "Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I'll be more careful." 

At this point the cop looks in the backseat where the passengers are shaking and trembling. 

Cop: "Excuse me, miss, what's wrong with your friends back there? They're shaking something terrible." 

Blonde Woman: "Oh, we just got off of highway 119."

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