God's Questionnaire

God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage.  In order
to better serve your needs, He asks that you take a few moments to
answer the following questions.

Please keep in mind that your responses will be kept completely
confidential, and that you need not disclose your name or address
unless you prefer a direct response to comments or suggestions.

1. How did you find out about God?

       __ Newspaper                    __ Other Book
       __ Television                   __ Divine Inspiration
       __ Word of mouth                __ Near Death Experience
       __ Bible__ Other
       __ Torah__ (specify): _____________

2. Are you currently using any other source of inspiration in addition
to God?  Please check all that apply.

       __ Tarot__ Lottery
       __ Horoscope                    __ Television
       __ Fortune cookies              __ Ann Landers
       __ Self-help books              __ Sex
       __ Biorhythms                   __ Alcohol or drugs
       __ Mantras                      __ Other: _____________________
       __ Insurance policies           __ None

3. God employs a limited degree of Divine Intervention to preserve the
balanced level of felt presence and blind faith.  Which would you
prefer (circle one)?

               a. More Divine Intervention
               b. Less Divine Intervention
               c. Current level of Divine Intervention is just right
               d. Don't know

4. God also attempts to maintain a balanced level of disasters and
miracles.  Please rate on a scale of 1 - 5 his handling of the
following (1=unsatisfactory, 5=excellent):

  a. Disasters (flood, famine,
     earthquake, war)                 1   2   3   4   5

  b. Miracles (rescues, spontaneous
     remission of disease, sports
     upsets)  1   2   3   4   5

5. Do you have any additional comments or suggestions for improving
the quality of God's services?  (Attach an additional sheet if
necessary):  _________________________________________________________
______________________________________________________________________
______________________________________________________________________

     Thank you!

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