Whatza U Name _______________________________________
U Hage ______________
Whatza U Howza Numero ________________
U Streeta ____________________________
Whatza U Bag?
Hittaman Lona Ranger Prostitut Izza a U girlza or Boyza? (Or izza U Girlza, Oh Boyza!)____________ Justa checka one, wizza guy!
Putta Downa Wearra U Worgga Now: _____________________________
Wazza U Inna Da Bigga Howza? __________
For Whatza Wazza U Inna Da Bigga Howza 4?
I Shotte on Guize I Keednap Sombodys Proteckshir Raggets Udder Thingza U Wanna Be Da Bigga Shotz Sumdaza?
Yessa No Eh? U Likka Eata Garlic? _______ Pizza? _______ Salami? _______
U No ow 2 Makka Da Cement Shooze? ________
U Driva Da Car? ________ Cadillac ____ Buick ____ Linken ____
U Likka Spaghetti?____ Calmari?____ Girlza?____ Boyza?____ (Picka juz one -- No fool around, cus I slappa U face!)
U Sees Da Godfather? (Or Justa Da Movie?) ____________
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Widda U entry, U gonna getta somathing U reely likka... 2 Pair Dake Glasses 1 Pair Pointe Shooz 1 Blacka Shirta Widda Wite Tie 1 lb. Mozzarella Cheeza 1 Spumoni (Tutti-Fritti) 1 8X10 Picthur - Frank Sinatra 1 Kiss (Later, Onna U cheeka) 1 Pair Cement Shooz (Coma later when U fool arounda!) Gooda Stoff (Iffa U notta sure, I tella U whatta U getta, Wizzaguy... Just joina da Club, - While U Stilla Can Write)!
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