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A Blonde's Dictionary Of Medical Terms

Anti-Body                      against everyone 
Artery                  study of paintings 
Bacteria                back door to a cafeteria 
Barium                  what to do when treatment fails 
Bowel                   letters like A E I O or U 
Caesarean Section       a district in Rome 
Cardiology              advanced study of poker playing 
Cat Scan                searching for ones lost kitty 
Cauterize               made eye contact with her 
Colic                   sheep dog 
Coma                    punctuation mark 
Congenital              friendly 
D & C                       where Washington is 
Dilate                  to live long 
Enema                   not a friend 
Fester                  quicker 
Genes                   blue denim slacks 
Genital                 non-Jewish 
Hangnail                coat hook 
Hemorrhoid              a male From outer space 
Herpes                  what women do in the Ladies Room 
Hormones                what a prostitute does when she doesn't get paid 
Impotent                distinguished, well known 
Inpatient               tired of waiting 
Labor Pain              hurt at work Medical 
Staff                   a doctor's cane 
Minor Operation         coal digging 
Morbid                  a higher bid 
Nitrate                 cheaper than the Day Rate 
Node                    was aware of Organic organ repairman 
Outpatient              a person who has fainted 
Paralyze                Two far-fetched stories 
Paramedics              Twin medicos 
Pharmacist              person who makes a living dealing in agriculture 
Post-Operative          letter carrier 
Protein                 In favor of young people 
Recovery Room           place to upholster furniture 
Rectum                  what happened to the Corvette 
Rheumatic               amorous 
Saline                  where you go on your boyfriend's boat 
Secretion               hiding something 
Tablet                  a small table 
Terminal Illness        getting sick at the airport 
Tibia                   country in North Africa 
Tumor                   an extra pair 
Urine                   opposite of You're Out 
Varicose                nearby 
Vein                    conceited

 


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