- Plumber: "We repair what your husband Fixed."
- On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania:
"Don't sleep with a drip, call your plumber."
- Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one Weak."
- At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next
blowout."
- Door of a plastic surgeons office: "Hello, can we pick your
nose?"
- At A Laundry Shop: "How about we refund your money, send you a
new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would
that be satisfactory?"
- At a Towing Company: "We don't Charge an arm and a leg. We want
tows."
- On an Electricians truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
- In a Nonsmoking Area: " If we see smoking we will assume you are
on fire and take appropriate action."
- On Maternity Room Door: "Push, Push, Push."
- At an Optometrists Office: "If you don't see what you're looking
for, you've come to the right place."
- On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
- In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
- At a car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet -
miss a car payment."
- Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you
coming."
- On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman , and
the 2nd one just left."
- In a Veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit !
Stay! "
- In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on
in and get fed up."
- In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll
wait."
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