Blondes, having endured years of abuse, have finally responded. Here's
what they have to say about redheads and brunettes!
********* REDHEADS *********
- How do you get a redhead to argue with you? Say something.
- How do you get a redhead's mood to change? Wait 10 seconds.
- If you love a redhead, set her free ... if she follows you everywhere
you go, pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend
in the hospital, she's yours.
- What's safer: a redhead or a piranha? The piranha. They only attack in
schools.
- What do you call a redhead with attitude? Normal.
- What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A
redhead!
- How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you? She stops washing
your clothes in the toilet bowl.
- How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer? There's a
hammer embedded in the monitor.
- Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy. One is to let
her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have
it.
********* BRUNETTES *********
- What's black and blue and brown and lying in a ditch? A brunette who's
told too many blonde jokes.
- What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette? Brown-bagging
it.
- What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure? No one else wants
it.
- What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
Invisible.
- What's a brunette's mating call? "Has the blonde left
yet?"
- Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes? The hair from a buffalo's butt was
more manageable.
- Why is the brunette considered evil? When was the last time you saw a
blonde witch?
- What do brunettes miss most about a great party? The invitation.
- What do you call a good looking man with a brunette? A hostage.
- Who makes bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price.
- Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? It matches their mustaches.
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