A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you want to hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, think it is just fair - given that you are blind - that you should know five things:
1. - The bartender is a blonde girl. 2. - The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. - I'm a 6ft tall, 200lb blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4.- The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter. 5. - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah, not if I'm going to have to explain it five times."
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