An old Italian Mafia Don is dying. He calls his oldest grandson to his bedside and says: "Vincenzo, I wanna you lissina me. I wanna you to taka my chroma-plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."
The young man holds his old grandfather's hand and pats it. "But Nonno, I really don't like guns, and I would not want to offend you, but how about leaving me your 24 karat gold Rolex watch instead?"
The grandfather pulls his hand away. "You lissina me, soma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife you gonna hava lotsa money, a biga gorgeousa homea and maybe a coupla bambinos... Then some day you goin' coma homea, and maybe a you finda you wifea in bed with another man"..."Whata you gonna do then? Huh?
Pointa to youa watcha and say...'TIME'S UP!' ?"
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