(Preface from original Canonical list site)
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice. Proctologist: A brain surgeon for lawyers.
A proctologist is the rare profession in which the M.D. starts out at the bottom and stays there.
Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases. One proctologist tells the other one about the time he put his hand into a patient and pulled out a large bouquet of flowers. The other proctologist looked really amazed and asked, "Where did those flowers come from?" The other proctologist answered very cooly, "How should I know. There wasn't any card!!"
A proctologist pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it and says, "Shit, some asshole has my pen."
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